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September 3, 2006

Stumble It!Stupid People Shouldn’t Graffiti

Filed under: Random Recordings of Mental Meanderings — Eric Ptak @ 10:30 pm

When I go downtown every day to go to work, I always wait at the train station by Lafayette Square. The station is actually right in front of the Christian Science Reading Room. It’s kind of cool, because they always have copies of the Christian Science Monitor to read, either in the window or in slots located next to the door. The door is recessed at an angle, so it provides a little shelter from wind, and from rain or snow. I think it used to be a storefront at one time, back in the days when ther used to be thousands of people hustling and bustling downtown, before the suburban malls stole them and the subway chased them away.

I was reading the Monitor one day, when I looked up and saw, scrawled on the brick facade and on the aluminum frame surrounding the plate glass window, the words:

Elrod Hubbard is gay!!!

The person who wrote these words used a black permanent marker, and wrote them in large, hastily penned, capital letters. This person is a moron of massive proportions, and for several reasons:

  • First of all, this is someone else’s property you are defacing. These are little old ladies who mind their own business, and who are generally peaceful and amiable types. They are someone’s Grammas, and you are mistakenly defacing their property. Leave Gramma alone, and don’t fuck with her shit.
  • Secondly, it’s “L. RON HUBBARD” not Elrod Hubbard, you uneducated saphead. Learn some history and who you want to defame before you attempt to leave your mark on the world.
  • Thirdly, Hubbard is not affiliated with Christian Science in any way. He established the Church of Scientology in the 1950′s; Mary Baker Eddy started Christian Science in the 1930′s. Scientology is a body of teachings used as a self-help philosophy based on Dianetics. Christian Science is a fairly Luddite teaching that claims that all ills of the body can be cured by prayer alone, and not medicine. While they are both kind of whacky, they aren’t the same thing. Nevertheless, get your religions straight before trying to expound on them.
  • Finally, The Church of Scientology in Buffalo is located much farther up Main Street, and on the other side, not in the middle of downtown. Get your locations right and know where it is you want to inscribe you mindless homophobic ramblings before you show the world just what kind of an idiot you are.

You want to graffiti something? As Henry Rollins said, graffiti something cool: graffiti a cop. “C’mere, pig. *pshhhhh* I *pshhhhhhh* hate *pshhhhhhh* you!” At least then you’ll know what you’re talking about, and you’ll get an appropriate response for your poverty of intellect, you shitstain on the asscrack of humanity.

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