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August 22, 2006

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Filed under: Random Recordings of Mental Meanderings — Eric Ptak @ 2:23 am

Here is an example of the spam that I get. I deleted the URLs and the email addresses which are most obviously fake.

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This is the crap that I have to deal with every day, clean up and delete so that you, my dear friends, can read my disclosures and promulgations for your own entertainment. It is my sincerest hope that you are at least entertained enough that you will either send me some money, or click on an ad every time you hit my site so that I will eventually make some money.

By the way, here is one of the spams, with obviously fake URLs and email addresses substituted, so that you see what it looks like unedited:

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| IP: 00.000.000.000 | Date: August 20, 2006

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And people think that other people will actually spend money on that shit.
 
 
 
 
 
Right.
 
 
 
 
 
Well, to be honest with you, there are people stupid enough who do click on links like that, and send money to someone for drugs they won’t get because they don’t want to go to a doctor to get a prescription for a drug that gets you one boner.
 
 
 
 
 
Some advice: if she doesn’t give you a boner and you can’t get her hot enough to give you one,
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
you, my friend, are a moron.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
I have one thing to say to people like you:

You fucking moron. You are sending money to someone you don’t know for something you will never get.

You are an asshole, in the classic definition of the word.

You deserve what you get: NOTHING.

To paraphrase “Caddyshack”:

Ty Webb: I’m going to give you a little advice. There’s a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the moron.

Just be the moron, be the moron, be the moron.

You’re not being the moron, Danny.

Danny Noonan: I’ve often thought about becoming a moron.

 
 
 
 
 
I don’t need help getting wood, especially from the use of chemicals or herbal supplements. And if you do, you’re doing something wrong, and you are too stupid to get her to do it right so that not only do you get wood, you make it more than worth her while, many times over.

Either that or she’s just a pig, and you don’t have it in you to get a real woman.

Some advice: watch some porn, and at least pretend you are with someone who’s hot. You can at least pleasure yourself.

Better yet, take this advice: go to Tibet and join a monastery. Reflect on what the hell you’ve done wrong in your life, and someday, you might satisfy a woman.

Or at least, you can satisfy your fist.

That is, if I’m not already doing your woman, because then you aren’t getting in. And mind you, I’m not satisfying your fist. Your woman will do just fine.

Not on my watch.

Not with this tongue.

She’ll never go back to you.
 
 
 
 
 
Trust me on that.

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