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Al-Zarqawi: I’m Not Dead Yet?
Posted By Eric Ptak On June 10, 2006 @ 10:13 pm In Politics | 31 Comments
CART MASTER:
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[cough cough...]
[clang]
[...cough cough]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead! Ninepence.
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out…
[rewr!]
…your dead!
[rewr!]
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
CUSTOMER:
Here’s one.
CART MASTER:
Ninepence.
DEAD PERSON:
I’m not dead!
CART MASTER:
What?
CUSTOMER:
Nothing. Here’s your ninepence.
DEAD PERSON:
I’m not dead!
CART MASTER:
‘Ere. He says he’s not dead!
CUSTOMER:
Yes, he is.
DEAD PERSON:
I’m not!
CART MASTER:
He isn’t?
CUSTOMER:
Well, he will be soon. He’s very ill.
DEAD PERSON:
I’m getting better!
CUSTOMER:
No, you’re not. You’ll be stone dead in a moment.
CART MASTER:
Oh, I can’t take him like that. It’s against regulations.
DEAD PERSON:
I don’t want to go on the cart!
CUSTOMER:
Oh, don’t be such a baby.
CART MASTER:
I can’t take him.
DEAD PERSON:
I feel fine!
CUSTOMER:
Well, do us a favour.
CART MASTER:
I can’t.
CUSTOMER:
Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won’t be long.
CART MASTER:
No, I’ve got to go to the Robinsons’. They’ve lost nine today.
CUSTOMER:
Well, when’s your next round?
CART MASTER:
Thursday.
DEAD PERSON:
I think I’ll go for a walk.
CUSTOMER:
You’re not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn’t there something you can do?
DEAD PERSON: [singing]
I feel happy. I feel happy.
[whop]
CUSTOMER:
Ah, thanks very much.
CART MASTER:
Not at all. See you on Thursday.
CUSTOMER:
Right. All right.
Courtesy Monty Python’s Flying Circus in Australia [1]
So, al-Zarqawi is dead . . . again. Haven’t we seen this before?
Now he’s dead again. Should we believe this, or is it a bit of propaganda again? I saw pictures of what was left of the house, and I know what kind of devastation a 500-lb. bomb causes. A couple of them apparently hit the house he was in. Yet, the pictures of his “corpse” showed only a couple of bruises, cuts and contusions. I would have expected not much to be left of him. Then the reports came out that he wasn’t dead, but some soldiers found him wounded, had him secured to a stretcher, where he died.
Coincidentally, the guy who led us to him died in the blast, too. (Way to save that $25 million that was on al-Zarqawi’s head!)
The question remains, is he really dead? I don’t know. The way this administration bends facts, avoids truth, and outright lies to the public, we can’t be sure. For all we know, it could be a ploy by the Bushies to show progress in Iraq in order to pump his numbers so he can campaign for Congressmen in trouble for the fall elections.
It wouldn’t surprise me, as this Administration and Republicans in general don’t care about anything except staying in power, so they can abuse it and the American people. They’ll put any story, true or not, out there to push their favorability ratings up. They’ll spread lies and obfuscations. They’ll hide facts. The Constitution, laws, and the will of the people be damned. We don’t need anyone counting the votes, screw the pre-election polls and the exit polls, they’ll make the election results what they want, so that they win. As Josef Stalin supposedly said, “It’s not the people who vote that count. It’s the people who count the votes.”
But as soon as I heard about the al-Zarqawi story, something about it smelled. It still does. And it wouldn’t surprise me if in a year, we are still looking for him. Again.
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