We no longer want to be “left” out, “left” behind, “left” over, or given any “left”-handed compliments. Most important, we want society to realize that left-handers have special needs and shouldn’t be forced to conform to the world of right-handers. – Jancy Campbell, executive director of Lefthanders International, 1977

Left-handed people are the largest and most discriminated against minority group in the world. We need to change that. Militant left-handedness. I like it.